Thursday, July 07, 2005

Bears in Canadia

It looks pretty definoo. Instead of Jenn coming to live with us in New York City, we're going to live with Jenn in Canadia.

*much clapping of paws of Bears*

We'll get to meet all the kitties--Chuck and Ativan the Avenger and Spike the Spawnkitty. Daphne Rose is very excited about the thought of meeting Spike the Spawnkitty in person. Sargeant Mauja is staying strangely quiet on the subject of seeing Spike again. But they have a trooce ever since Spike got a crush on Daphne Rose.

And we'll get to meet Spike's pet! And Coroo!

And we'll get to meet Callie and the Monster Baby! And Jill and her new baby! (We haven't heard yet whether Jill's baby is a monster, too.)

And we'll get to do yoga with Jenn's bum every day again.

And Jenn has a car, so we'll get to go out much more than we do in Manhattoo. Jenn even promised we could go see flesh-n-blood Bears in their naturoo habitoo.

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

And we can see moose, and the arooroo booroo-ooloos.

*more bouncing up and down of Bears*

And eat socialized caaaandy every day, becoo that's what they do in Canadia!

*frenetic bouncing up and down of Bears*

Jim will be coming, too.

You know, we better go study up on Canadia if it's going to be our new home. To Google, Bears! We'll let you know what we discovoo about Canadia.

OK Bye

9 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Jenn said...

I have begun stocking up on caaandy and clearing space in the livingroom! How very very exciting!

12:47 AM  
Blogger Podgy said...

I happen to think this is an excellent idea.


8:24 AM  
Blogger Manuel said...

Neyo! We is kind o sad yoo is goin to be in Canadioo, becoo we was ooways hopin to come to Moo York one day an see yoo oo! But moostly we is happy yoo is goin to be with Jenn's bum an the fleshnblood Bears an the aurooroo booroo-ooloos. Mayboo we comes to see yoo in Canadioo one day instoo. Does them have rafs there? Sounds very cold for rafs. Mayboo penguoos?

10:38 AM  
Anonymous The monster baby said...

I hear that you are moving to canada! Yeah! I love bears! Mom and I are very excited to meet you. Do you like games too or just caandy?

12:24 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hello Podgy!

We think going to Canadia is an excellent idea alsoo!

Neyo Manwoo!

We are going to be in Moo York for another 9 months or so before we move to Canadia. So maybe you can use this as a reason to come visit us soon!

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

If not, maybe you can come visit us in Canadia and see aurooroo booroo-oolis. Not sure aboo rafs in Canadia. Probabloo penguins. Maybe you can get socialized winter coats and tuques.

Hello Monster Baby!

We love both games and caaaandy. OK, caaaandy most. But games, too.

We are feeling very welcome already!

*much clapping of paws of Bears*

OK Bye

8:36 PM  
Blogger Mr. Spock said...

Nobody tells me anything.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Wow, that's fantastic, Bears! I look forward to hearing all about Canadia from your unique perspective.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Yay! We (me and the 'currently uncooperative, stubbornly comfortable fetus' are very excited that the Bears and Jim are coming to Canadia!) We are also very excited that Jenn gets to stay in Canadia! Be careful of those flesh and blood bears, I always think they are best seen from a car or large truck - in gear and with the windows up for a quick getaway. Do NOT share your caaandy with them!

Oh, and when you get here I have some local knowledge for you: the town itself isn't nearly as lame as it first seems, you just have to set your standards at an appropriate level... really you WILL like it... eventually. There are many caaandy stores at least.

Okay bye,

3:34 PM  
Blogger Callie said...

Ehoh Bears, big news for you then! Get packing your suitcases [up]

Dainty Bear

5:46 PM  

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