Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Bears Call for a Bearcott of "Teddy Bear Review"

We Bears were thinking aboo writing some articles, and so we explored publicatoos aboo Bears. We were most disturbed when we found oo the editorioo policy of Teddy Bear Review. The Writer's Guidelines say:
We are not interested in articles that are purely sentimental or nostalgic or written from the bear’s point of view.

How can a magazine claim to be a review of Bears if it doesn't allow Bears to speak for themselves? This magazine is obviousloo an instrumoo of the Oroo Sloo Troo. A place that advocates the buying and selling of Bears, rafs, and look looks of all kinds. (And probabloo kitties, too.) A place where Bears and look looks are meant to be seen and not heard.

Therefore, we ask everyone to join us in bearcotting Teddy Bear Review:

Please feel free to post this symbol on your website or blog blog!

OK Solidaritoo

PS Thanks to Manuel for the great suggestion that this should be called a "Bearcott."

4 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Manuel said...

Oh! That am so wrong! Is postin on ours blog blog right now!

10:54 AM  
Blogger Manuel said...

Thinks we should coo eet a 'bearcott', though!

10:55 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Dear Bears, This is very disturbing. I give you my solidaridoo!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Spike said...

Kitty and Bear Solidaridoo! Very grevioo indeed!

6:45 PM  

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