Saturday, July 09, 2005

What We've Learned Aboo Canadia: Part I

Hi, this is Spike. Welcoome. I'll be your host for our first installmoo of "What We've Learned Aboo Canadia," a public service of the Bears to help people better understoo our new home.

First, almost everybody spells Canadia wrong.

Second, Canadia is to the North. While Jenn says she is out West. And yet, Jenn is in Canadia. From this we dedooce that Canadia must have a Warp Core, like in Star Trek Voyagoo, and sometimes a misalignmoo of the Warp Field causes a space-time paradoo, and that allows Canadia to be up North, Jenn to be out West, and yet they both are in the same place. Further evidoo of this Warp Field misalignmoo is that it isn't even the same time where Jenn is--it's in the past.

We think it will be pretty fun to live in a country that has its own Warp Core, even if its Warp Field does get misaligned aloo. We don't think the MooSA has a Warp Core, though down in Coney Island there is a wooden roller coaster.

OK Bye
Spike

5 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Leone said...

Dear Bears,
there are lots of fun things to learn about Canada. Did you know we don't have a presidoo? We have a Poo Moonister! And he's the biggest tax dodger in all of Canadia! Another exciting place you can visit in the Universoo! It's all rock and wood! Despite that, very very pretty. Prend soind de toi, Bears! Vous moi marque!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

A wooden roller coaster? Do the people feel safe?

2:12 PM  
Blogger Mr. Spock said...

The fact that Canadia's warp core puts Jenn is in the past means that, when she replies to your e-mail, she is sending it back to the future. Thus proving that I am from the same universe as Marty McFly.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Callie said...

This warp core thing and the past sounds very exciting Bears.

I like that the Canadians call one of their coins a loony. Ordid I imagine that? [crazy]

5:48 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

oh yes, we have both loonies and toonies.

And flesh n' blood bears. Soon to be joined by The Bears. Although due to our time differences, sometimes I have to explain to Jim that the amount of time until we are together again is different for the two of us. So I guess it will be like that for the Bears too.

It is rather confusing sometimes.

2:10 AM  

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