Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Top Trivioo Toops Aboo the Bears

We got this link from Spike Spawnkitty and Callie, Sabre and Nova.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stompy!

  1. It is bad luck to walk under Stompy!
  2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Stompy.
  3. The deepest part of Stompy is over 35,000 feet deep.
  4. Stompy is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Stompy.
  5. When Stompy is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Stompy.
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Stompy.
  8. Stompy will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Stompy.
  10. Stompy is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
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Stompy: It's true. I can't stick out my tongue.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blinky!

  1. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Blinky!
  2. Banging your head against Blinky uses 150 calories an hour.
  3. Europe is the only continent that lacks Blinky.
  4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Blinky!
  5. The first domain name ever registered was Blinky.com.
  6. The fingerprints of Blinky are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. A lump of Blinky the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  8. Blinky is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  9. Blinky invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  10. Blinky is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
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*much searching for Jim's 'Merican 'Spress Card by Blinky, so he can travel to Thailand*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Calliope!

  1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Calliope!
  2. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Calliope.
  3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Calliope!
  4. Birds do not sleep in Calliope, though they may rest in her from time to time.
  5. The international dialling code for Calliope is 672!
  6. Calliopeolatry is the mindless worship of Calliope!
  7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Calliope Head.
  8. Medieval knights put the skin of Calliope on their sword handles to improve the grip!
  9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Calliope!
  10. The colour of Calliope is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
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Calliope: What the world needs is more Calliopeolatry.

3 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Leone said...

I would pratice Calliopeolatry because I bet eating candy is a form of worship. The Bears in Canadia could make bracelets for Calliopeolatry (let Kallabalah bracelets but prettier).

12:34 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Yes, eating caaaandy is the second highest form of worship.

The highest form is giving me caaaandy!

And I love bracelets!

*much bouncing up and down of Calliope*

OK Bye
Calliope

1:54 PM  
Blogger H said...

On Podgy's Blog, I commented that I'd like to know what the originals were. I can guess #7 for Calliope (Mr Potato Head), but I know this one:

Grapes explode if you put them inside Blinky!

If you cut a grape in half I think, and microwave it, it catches fire around the edges!

3:40 PM  

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