Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Yellow Journalism!

Killer teddy bear behind deaths of 2,500 fish

This is a horriboo example of the worst kind of scandal-mongering and blame-the-victim headline. The article clearly notes Hatcheries supervisor Robert Fawcett as admitting, "...it's not known who dropped the bear."

Yes, who indeed dropped the Bear? Who tried to kill an innocent Bear, and in committing this heinous crime inadvertently killed 2500 innocent trout? Or was the trouts' death inadvertent? Did this master criminoo know what havoc he would reak not just on the poor Bear, but on the trout below? What cruel young fingers, sticky with death and Cheerios soot, executed this foul act?

And what of this "reporter," who overlooked the facts just to sell more of his tainted copy?

*much storming around in anger of Bears*

Solidaritoo accused Bear!

OK Bye

PS Thanks to Smartchickie for bringing this outroo to our attention.

6 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Spike said...

When the truth comes out- we will be here with fangs to bite!

*Spike lashes tail viciously at 'reporter'*

*Chuck is scared by Spike's tail, runs away into the bathroom*

Solidaritoo accused Bear!

Spike the Spawnkitty and Spaz Lieutenant Chuck

1:29 PM  
Blogger Dogeared said...

Damn! I saw this article last week, copied the URL but then forgot to send it to you Bears, and I then copied something else and pasted, or shut down my laptop.

But I did see it and think of you Bears! I just forgot to let you know [doh]

4:46 PM  
Blogger Leone said...

It makes me sick that someone should so misuse a Bear and then such dreadful lies told about the poor Bear!

I need a Bear hug.

Oh look! You are all right there!

*massive bear hug*

Solidaritoo accused Bear!


10:39 PM  
Blogger cohen said...

And why does no one show concern or remorse for the bear? Poor thing.

PS Hi Robson! You're quite a handsome little bear, I think I'd like to come over for hugs one day when Auntie Jenn invites us over for that dinner party to show off her new furniture. I'll give hugs to the kitties too when I catch them.

2:06 AM  
Blogger Podgy said...

Solidaritoo wee accused bear!

We can bite, scratch and disembowel. Zoe's especially good at the biting, especially toes.

~Sabre, Callie, Nova and Zoe

12:43 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

We saw that as well! The outroo!

Another horrifying prospect is that perhaps the life of the Bear was incidental to the criminal who masterminded the deaths of all those trout.

The report was just adding insult to injury.


2:30 PM  

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