The Incident
This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo reporting.
Recently, Rupert the kitty learned how to join Chuck on the bathroom counter by hopping first onto the closed toilet bowl lid, and then onto the back of the toilet, and finally up onto the counter surrounding the sink.
Earlier today, Chuck was on the bathroom counter, drinking water from the bathroom sink as he likes to do. Jim had just entered...
*tittering of Bears*
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Bears.
As I was saying, Jim had just entered the bathroom, to, uh, well, do that thing.
*outright giggling of Bears*
Bears! Bears! I'll clear the newsroom if I have to.
Anyway, Jim raised the toilet bowl seat and lid.
*much rolling on the floor, laughing of Bears*
Stompy (shouting over racket): Rupert did a clean, if unintentional, dive into the toilet. Luckily, he was the first thing to hit the water, if you catch my meaning.
*much guffawing and stomping of feet of Bears*
Stompy (screaming to be heard): This is Wolf "Stompy"...
Oh never mind.
Recently, Rupert the kitty learned how to join Chuck on the bathroom counter by hopping first onto the closed toilet bowl lid, and then onto the back of the toilet, and finally up onto the counter surrounding the sink.
Earlier today, Chuck was on the bathroom counter, drinking water from the bathroom sink as he likes to do. Jim had just entered...
*tittering of Bears*
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Bears.
As I was saying, Jim had just entered the bathroom, to, uh, well, do that thing.
*outright giggling of Bears*
Bears! Bears! I'll clear the newsroom if I have to.
Anyway, Jim raised the toilet bowl seat and lid.
*much rolling on the floor, laughing of Bears*
Stompy (shouting over racket): Rupert did a clean, if unintentional, dive into the toilet. Luckily, he was the first thing to hit the water, if you catch my meaning.
*much guffawing and stomping of feet of Bears*
Stompy (screaming to be heard): This is Wolf "Stompy"...
Oh never mind.
posted by The Bears at 5:58 PM
8 people left us caaaandy:
Jojojojojojojo! Roopert must have been soggy aftoo that!
An Mr. Eaf won't even let me go say neyo to him in the showoo!
Aaw, poor wet Rupert? But, would you say it deserved a 6.0 in Olympic diving? ;)
Yes! It was a definoo 6.0 on the Olympoo Diving Scale!
*much giggling of Bears*
Poor wee kitty! Zoe tried to take a bath with the girl once. That didn't go over so well. Something about claws?
~Sabre, Callie, Nova and Zoe
Bwahahahaha!
Is funny, the way Rupert tells the story there was an alien abduction involved...
Ewwwww!
Did I ever tell you the story of how my Glea took a dive into my ex's bucket of homemade beer?
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