Monday, May 16, 2005

Overheard

We like to listen to Jenn and Jim's conversatioo, as we learn many things aboo yumoo behavioo.

We recently heard something we didn't understand, and we were hoping you could help 'splain.

Jenn: Oh, Sweetie, you created a bit of a mess since my last visit.

Jim: To be fair, most of the mess currently in the apartment started in February when you were here.

*Jenn holds head as if in pain*

Jim's logic seems impeccaboo to us, but it seemed to make Jenn feel worse, not better. Please 'splain.

OK Bye
Spike

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh dear Bears.

I think it's a case of both your jumoos adjusting to sharing a space? 2 people where there was only one person before, means a little more 'mess' (I prefer 'stuff'), and until it all finds a home, it might look a little untidy.

Maybe you Bears should offer to find homes for everything, you could be paid in caaaaaaaandy?

If not, then Bear hugs for both Jim and Jenn, I say.

Dainty Bear :-)

4:30 PM  
Blogger Manuel said...

We thinks yumans am very strange. The Grr tells Mr. Eaf what them have to tidy up "for hers mentoo ealf," an her says eet make hers beads itch when eet am a mess. Mr. Eaf says him not even sees what her am talkin about, this look normoo to him. Look looks just hides on the couch undoo a blankie until the blankie get tidied up. The Grr get in a frenzoo! Never tidies us up, though; we is an opeless case.

9:12 AM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Neyo Manwoo!

That is very enlightenoo! The Grr and Mr. 'Eaf have exactloo the same conversatioo as Jenn and Jim.

Maybe there is a script somewhere they all buy, which we don't know aboo.

Like you, we just stay where we are and wait for them to figoo it out.

OK Bye
Spike

10:16 AM  
Blogger Simon said...

I think the problem is that correlation does not necessarily imply causation.

That's always the problem! I remember one famous case in the UK of a minister being presented with the fact that most students who receive free meals at school tend to do poorly in exams. His response? "Take away the free meals, then."

Silly man!

6:23 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Thank you for your good advice, Simon. We'll try to get them to eat less and see if that cleans up the apartment.

OK Bye
Spike

7:40 PM  

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