Day Five of the OJ Caaaandy Trial
This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo bringing you Day Five of the OJ Caaaandy trial. The big news for today is that Marcia "Calliope" Clark has a new blue headband.
Let's move into the courtroo, where Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane and Marcia "Calliope" Clark are having a sidebar with Judge "Spike" Ito.
Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane: I demand a mistrial. The jury should have been sequestooed during the recent break to celebrate Jenn and Jim's engagement. Failoo to sequestoo the jury has increased the probabilitoo that they were biased.
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: There is no reason for a mistrial. If anythoo, recent engagement announcemoos would bias a jury in favor of the defoonse. We can't afford another drawn out jury selection process.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Jury selection process?
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Yes, uh...
*much pausing of Bears*
*much glancing of Bears at empty jury box*
*much more pausing of Bears*
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Crap.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Jim, can we have some caaaandy?
Jim: How much were you thinking?
Judge "Spike" Ito: Uh... One million pieces?
Jim: That's a little much. How about a nice box of Valentine's Day Chocolate for Monday.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Case closed.
And so we see the dramatoo conclusion of the trial. Jim will go free, and the Bears get Caaaandy!
OK Signing Off
Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo
Let's move into the courtroo, where Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane and Marcia "Calliope" Clark are having a sidebar with Judge "Spike" Ito.
Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane: I demand a mistrial. The jury should have been sequestooed during the recent break to celebrate Jenn and Jim's engagement. Failoo to sequestoo the jury has increased the probabilitoo that they were biased.
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: There is no reason for a mistrial. If anythoo, recent engagement announcemoos would bias a jury in favor of the defoonse. We can't afford another drawn out jury selection process.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Jury selection process?
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Yes, uh...
*much pausing of Bears*
*much glancing of Bears at empty jury box*
*much more pausing of Bears*
Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Crap.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Jim, can we have some caaaandy?
Jim: How much were you thinking?
Judge "Spike" Ito: Uh... One million pieces?
Jim: That's a little much. How about a nice box of Valentine's Day Chocolate for Monday.
Judge "Spike" Ito: Case closed.
And so we see the dramatoo conclusion of the trial. Jim will go free, and the Bears get Caaaandy!
OK Signing Off
Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo
posted by The Bears at 8:38 PM
3 people left us caaaandy:
Everyone wins!!
And I thought it was just the reply format for Costello_girl's Blog that had changed, but the Bears have it too!
Coo.
Dainty Bear
Oh Bears, this is a wonderful ending to your trial!
And you'll have caaandy!
Excellent! Now everyone's happy. Particularly the Bears. Yes!
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