Thursday, February 10, 2005

Day Five of the OJ Caaaandy Trial

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo bringing you Day Five of the OJ Caaaandy trial. The big news for today is that Marcia "Calliope" Clark has a new blue headband.

Let's move into the courtroo, where Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane and Marcia "Calliope" Clark are having a sidebar with Judge "Spike" Ito.

Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane: I demand a mistrial. The jury should have been sequestooed during the recent break to celebrate Jenn and Jim's engagement. Failoo to sequestoo the jury has increased the probabilitoo that they were biased.

Marcia "Calliope" Clark: There is no reason for a mistrial. If anythoo, recent engagement announcemoos would bias a jury in favor of the defoonse. We can't afford another drawn out jury selection process.

Judge "Spike" Ito: Jury selection process?

Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Yes, uh...

*much pausing of Bears*

*much glancing of Bears at empty jury box*

*much more pausing of Bears*

Marcia "Calliope" Clark: Crap.

Judge "Spike" Ito: Jim, can we have some caaaandy?

Jim: How much were you thinking?

Judge "Spike" Ito: Uh... One million pieces?

Jim: That's a little much. How about a nice box of Valentine's Day Chocolate for Monday.

Judge "Spike" Ito: Case closed.

And so we see the dramatoo conclusion of the trial. Jim will go free, and the Bears get Caaaandy!

OK Signing Off
Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo

5 people left us caaaandy:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone wins!!

And I thought it was just the reply format for Costello_girl's Blog that had changed, but the Bears have it too!


Dainty Bear

5:23 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Oh Bears, this is a wonderful ending to your trial!

And you'll have caaandy!

6:50 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

with happiness comes sadness...

some of us have just realized that with the engagement and marriage, the bears will likely get to see Jenn much more often, as in full-time... and those of us in PG/Canada will lose Jenn more often, as in full-time...


this makes us sad.

9:20 PM  
Blogger Coral said...

it's okay zooey, your new family addition will be very time consuming. That and she still technically lives at my house until further notice. How weird is THAT situation? We love Jen, and it's still home for her for now. She'll be back, if only to do the stupid thesis and kiss Chuck's head.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Excellent! Now everyone's happy. Particularly the Bears. Yes!

5:47 PM  

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