Bears on Babies, Installment 1: Split Pea
As a publoo servoo, the Bears have decided to post helpful and interesting information about Baby's development, so everyone can play along at home with Jenn and Jim. This is Part 1 of "Bears on Babies," an ongoing series of informatoo posts on Baby.
At this point, Baby is about 5 weeks old. This means:
- Baby will be the size of a pea in about another week.
*much discussion of Bears*
- This means Baby is currently the size of a split pea.
- Baby has two layers of cells, which will develop into all of Baby's organs.
- Baby does not yet have a 'Merican Spress Card.
- We do believe Baby has internoo access, but at this point, only dial-up connectivity.
We will now try to MSN Baby.
The Bears: Hello, Baby! Can you read us?
Baby:
The Bears: Hello! Hello!
Baby:
There seem to still be some technical difficulties on Baby's side.
At this point, Baby is about 5 weeks old. This means:
- Baby will be the size of a pea in about another week.
*much discussion of Bears*
- This means Baby is currently the size of a split pea.
- Baby has two layers of cells, which will develop into all of Baby's organs.
- Baby does not yet have a 'Merican Spress Card.
- We do believe Baby has internoo access, but at this point, only dial-up connectivity.
We will now try to MSN Baby.
The Bears: Hello, Baby! Can you read us?
Baby:
The Bears: Hello! Hello!
Baby:
There seem to still be some technical difficulties on Baby's side.
posted by The Bears at 12:57 PM
9 people left us caaaandy:
But Bears, when is Baby suppoos to arrive?
(please don't make me have to do the math)
Oh Bears, this made me laugh. Which is nice, because the baby is making me all woogly feeling.
And for Laurie, the baby (at this point) is scheduled for June 12th.
Bears, please tell Jenn that tea is good for the wooglies. Chamomile tea, licorice tea, ginger tea...all good. So is caaaaandied ginger.
Also, eating itty bitty bits throughout the day so as not to go about on an empty stomach.
Try disconnecting/reconnecting Baby's modem.
I don't think they actually disconnect the baby's modem until the birth. Not so sure about reconnecting it after.
Did you try going out, and then back in again?
(that sounds rude)
"Did you try going out, and then back in again?"
ROFLOL
I think that's how baby got there.
Holy jeez, this is the funniest bunch of comments ever!
Funny funny stuff. I wonder if this is the beginning of another WD baby boom (cough*meghan*cough)?
Go easy on the herbal teas Momma Jenn - read some crap about them too.
You probably can't connect to the baby because there is no room for a modem in there... trust me, you have to wait for Wi-fi.
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