Friday, January 28, 2005

The Bears pursue the great 'Merican activity

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo reporting.

It's pandemonioo in the living room. The Bears are in an uproo. Jim and Jenn still haven't given us our 1 million pieces of caaaandy. So the Bears have decided to do the great 'Merican thing--the Bears have decided to soo.

The case will be tried before Judge "Spike" Ito. Marcia "Calliope" Clark will be representing the Bears and justice, and Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane will be attorney for the guilty.

The Bears have just sent Sargeant Mauja to serve the summons. Let's cut to live...

Wait a second! Jim is making a run for it! He's circling the sofa in his Ford Bronco. Sargeant Mauja is pursuing in the Bears' Costa Rican Oxcart. We have a slow speed chase in the living room.

And now a Costa Rican poison dart frog has come onto the scene. I think he is trying to force Jim over to the side.

Papito: Hola Signor Jim.

Jim: Hola Papito. Que pasa?

Papito: Sabes donde esta el control remoto?

Jim: Pienso que es en la mesa.

Papito: Gracias.

Uh... I'm not sure what just happened.

Wait, Sargeant Mauja is catching up to Jim. Yes, he's taking him into custody.

We promise to bring you every minute, well, except the boring ones, or the ones we couldn't be bothered to write up, of this important trial.

OK Signing Off
Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo

6 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger allison said...

Hi Bears!

Did you know that when you google "caaaandy", the second and third results are from It's a Bear's Life??

As far as I can tell, the first entry of "Caaaandy" is only first because it is capitalized. I would recommend using capitals whenever possible so you can be considered the premioo caaaandy experts you truly are!

And Yay! for adding me to the list of Bear friends.

10:15 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

You Bears need to get a live-feed web cam so you can have minute by minute footage!

[/being helpful]

9:46 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hi Allison!

*much waving of paws*Thank you so much for telling us about googling caaaandy, which will hencefoo be called Caaaandy!

OK Bye
Spike

9:51 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hi Jenn!

We've been working on putting in the webcam. We thought we could also sit on the sofa and film you doing yoga for live broadcast. We think lots of people would like to see that.

If anyone would like to see Jenn doing yoga like you were standing two feet behind her log onto

- TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY - TRANSMISSION FAILURE -

Uh, why did you do that to the router, Jenn?

OK Bye
Spike

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoga Cam and Bear Cam!

Oooooooooh *Dainty Bear's eyes goes wide*

Coo.

Dainty Bear

4:58 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Ack! Poor Jim!

Do you have his American Express card yet? Hee!

5:40 PM  

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