We hope it's a sitcom
Jim and Jenn are visitoo Jim's parents. To give themsoo a little privacy and to not make extra housewooo for Jim's Dad (and becoo Jim's parents' bathroo makes Jenn cry), they are staying at a hotel.
Jim sent us an email this mornoo, and said:
*much widening of eyes of Bears*
Jim and Jenn might be in trouble. Move out Bears!
OK Bye
Stompy
PS We'll keep you posted.
Jim sent us an email this mornoo, and said:
I won't give the name of the chain coughit-rhymes-with-West-Besterncough, but it's hard to tell whether we're guest starring in a sitcom--"Oh, what will the wacky ex-con drug addict manning the breakfast buffet do next?"--or we're about to make an appearance as bodies one and two on Law and Order--"Check for priors on the drug addict setting up the breakfast buffet."
*much widening of eyes of Bears*
Jim and Jenn might be in trouble. Move out Bears!
OK Bye
Stompy
PS We'll keep you posted.
posted by The Bears at 10:19 AM
4 people left us caaaandy:
Ang on while I gets my pimpin ranger gear on, an I's comin as well! Can do 'fooin asloo on dooty' very well, as well as 'lookin pimpin in my outfit', possibloo 'tacticoo hoof gestoos', not so much with the firin o snipoo rifoos though. Moostly them just foos ovoo while I tries to look throo thems scopes.
Thanks, Moofred! We think your "lookin pimpin in your outfit" and "fooin asloo on dooty," combined with Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky's linguistic and geo-political analysis skills, Blinky's experience in the revolutionary movemoo, Daphne Rose's flirtoo, Papito's Spanish-speakoo skills, Spike's ability to find Jim's 'Merican 'Spress Card and all the other Bear talents should be everythoo we need to save Jim and Jenn.
We did lose a little time getting going today, cause we found some Christmas caaaandy and that sidetracked us a bit. But we're ready to go save Jim and Jenn.
Move out Bears and rafs! Next stop... Where did Jim say he and Jenn were staying?
*much shrugging of shoulders and sheepish looks of Bears*
Research positions, Bears and rafs!
OK Bye
Stompy
I opened this window so long ago I can't remember what I was gonna say....
Enjoy the trip though! And maybe eat breakfast out...
Callie
Nyikes! This is where it would help to read the entries in the order they were made; I read that Jim and Jenn were safe before I ever knew they were in trouble! D'oh!
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