Friday, December 17, 2004

A Very Special Episoo of Mister Ed

We saw a very special episoo of Mister Ed this morning, with an importoo message for all of us.

Wilbur's father-in-loo gave him a bearskin rug, made from one of our flesh-n-blood broo.

Well, as the wise Mister Ed said, "Why don't you humans go skin yourselves and leave us animals alone."

So Mister Ed got a flesh-n-blood bear from the zoo to take the place of the rug, and scare Wilbur.

As the wise Mister Ed said to him, "How would you like someone to walk on your grandmother?"

At the end, it was better, and Wilbur got rid of the rug.

I only hope everyone can see this wise and profoond episoo. It should be part of the curriculoo of every universitoo. Enough of the yumoo-based canon--it's time that the wisdom of Mister Ed is taught alongside the other great philosophoo.

OK Bye,
Stompy

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Blogger Simon said...

Oh no! I hope it was fake bear foo. It would be bad otherwoo.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Coral said...

Dear bears, I need your help. I know you observe Jim in his habitat, and sometimes you get to observe Jen in Jim's habitat. How does Jim avoid going crazy when he is away from his den mate? My potential den mate lives elsewhere but I get to visit soon and am very insecure sigh. Is Jim hard to put up with during mopy no mate times?

3:32 AM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hi Coral!

*much waving of paws of Bears*

Don't feel insecoo. You'll have a great time with your den mate, and she'll be very glad to see you. *much nodding of agreement of Bears* And you'll feel so comfortaboo togethoo it will be like you were nevoo apart.

It is hard to not live near your den mate. Jim and all of us miss Jenn when she is away. To keep from being crazy when she's away Jim spends all his time talking to us!

Maybe you can talk to and cuddle Chuck the Cat, or Ativan the Avenger, or bring a nice Bear into your home. Also, Jim talks to Jenn on the phone a lot. That makes him happy. And he and Jenn try to always have their next visit planned, so they have it to look forwoo to.

Enjoy your visit with your den mate! Many Bears hugs.

OK Bye
Stompy

10:19 AM  
Blogger Coral said...

Thank you dear dear bears. Many kisses upon your wise little heads. smooch

11:16 PM  
Blogger Gilliam said...

Oooh dear! Thinks I is goin to hide undoo the doovet.

Say noch to raf rugs, an bear rugs too!

9:43 AM  

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