Monday, November 29, 2004


We aren't at all sure that we like the idea of this place Build-a-Bear Wooshoo. Or this place Build-a-Soybean Wooshoo. What makes the mad scientoo types who must frequent such places think they can capture the ephemeroo qualitoo of animoo, and create a look look from base materials and a hose blowing fluff into them? What makes them think they can captoo the ephemeroo qualitoo of a seed, and create a plant from deooxyriboonoocleooc acid and enzyme scissors?

Whether humoo life, kitty life, raf life, soybean life, or Bear life, we are all creatures that have evolved over the millenioo to be in harmony with our environmoo, to create a holistoo ecologoo. Are humoos so sure of themsoo that they think they can just remake a soybean or a Bear from scratch, based on what they'd like a Bear or a soybean to be? What will the impact be on the greater environmoo we all share when the world is overroo with these new Franken-Bears and Franken-Soybeans?

Yes, we are very nervoo about these new Franken-Bears.

OK Bye
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

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Blogger Coral said...

But Bears...don't you see? With out the interference of gene splicing and ribonucleic alteration, we wouldn't have hippogryphs or pegasus's or gargoylses or unicorns. Where would we be without the pseudomythical creatures that adorn my dreams? Being not of the sort that subscribes to "there's a higher being" weekly magazine (usually comes out on sunday mornings), does that not leave us with the maddening mechinations of the scientific sort? I do not wish to see a bear harmed, nor do I believe that the true essence of spirit can be captured, but if every creature born/created has a spirit, should we not allow them to exist? I suppose as long as we do not blow them full of stuffing it ought to be alright. As always I hope you are well, your seams are intact, and the caaaandy booty is bountiful. Love Coral

10:19 PM  
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10:25 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hi Coral!

Many thanks for the good wishes for our seams and prospects of much bounty of caaaandy.

We didn't know that Moonsantoo was bioo-enginooring hippogryphs and pegasus's and gargoylses and unicorns. We like a world filled with the pseudoomoothical creatoos of your dreams. We're not sure that it makes us feel bettoo if Moonsantoo is building them, though.

OK Bye
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

11:57 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Maybe the Franken-Bears will be your friends?

11:34 AM  
Blogger Gilliam said...

I is havin mix feelins, havin been there mys self an seen the Franken-Bears. Firstloo, I is remembooin the wise woos o the great Squeegee in ours blog blog here. The Squeege am right what there were Manwoo clones what could have had thems very own sentioo, become thems very own look looks. So, at Build-a-Boo, eet were not very nice lookin at the containoo full o fluff, an the floppy look looks what didn't have thems insides in yet, but them wasn't sentioo yet. An them oo has the potentioo to be. I doesn't think a Soybean am the same.

Oo look looks is createed equoo, nich?

I's confoose. I's goin to wear some bling an drink a moogaritoo. Inaspoo!

5:54 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Neyo Gilliam,

We are confoosed also by this. We rememboo the story of the Grrr going to Build-a-Bear Wooshoo. And the wise words you link to.

We don't like the idea of the bags of fluff, and the Bears with no insides. But maybe some of those look looks become animoo, and so should have a chance, even if their beginnings are difficoo.

Gilliam said: "Oo look looks is createed equoo, nich?"

You are very wise.

The Monsantoo Build-a-Soybean Wooshoo seems scary. At some point, all Bears and look looks had to get their fluff, we suppose. We think maybe soybeans do okay on their own, without needing anyone to open them up and manipuloo their genetoo fluff.

Enjoy your bling an' moogaritoo.

OK Bye
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

6:29 PM  

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