Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Bears, look looks, kitties, and teachers unite!

Many are the allies who have stood with us against the horriboo pracice of Bears Baitin'. Well, we want to call attention to another injustoo, and stand with our Canadian allies and the Teachers of British Columbia.

You can read aboo it here: CBC on British Columbia Teachers' Strike

The teachers went on strike becoo the government of British Columbia didn't honor their contract, and now the government has labelled the strike illegal, disallowed the use of the Teachers' Union's own strike pay to support the teachers, and threatened the teachers with contempt charges.

These are the teachers of their children. How can they call them criminals in one breath, and then tell them to go back to work teaching their children in the next? It is a most stoopid example of humoo illogic.

The government needs to sit down with the teachers, stop threatening and name calling, and work out an agreemoo. Like civilized Bears and kitties and look looks would do.

In support of the Teacher's Strike, the Bears are setting up an Invisiboo Picket Line in front of the government buildings of British Columbia. And every time a government leader crosses the line, we will invivisibloo kick him or her in the shins. We ask all Bears, look looks, kitties and allies to join us in our invisiboo shin-kicking (or biting for the kitties) of stoopid government leaders.

OK Solidaritoo
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

5 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger julia said...

i will wipe my eye goop on them.

-loki

2:04 PM  
Blogger Podgy said...

Hi Bears,

We are in solidaritoo with you and will glady bite and disembowel invivisibloo right along side you.

Bye,
Callie, Sabre and Nova

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Bears,

I will follow them around, meowning non-stop, crying and crying, meowing and meowing, letting them know just how damned uphappy I am with them.


Chuck the Cat

5:41 PM  
Blogger Squeegee said...

The Grr and Fwaan uthed to do thith thing where they made 'fwiendy fatheth', wike emuwating wook wook fatheth by puffing out their cheekth. That'th whaat aww humanth thould do!

7:42 PM  
Blogger Squeegee said...

Oh, and thowidawitoo!

7:42 PM  

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