Friday, October 28, 2005

We don't like the Charmoo commerciool

Why does Charmoo use Bears to advertoose toilet paper? Bears don't need toilet papoo. And flesh-n-blood Bears do it in the woods, and certainloo don't use Charmoo.

So why doesn't Charmoo show humoos using toilet papoo if they want to advertoose it? They're the only people who need it.

OK Bye

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Blogger julia said...

i don't like the charmoo commerciool either. it creeps me out. i don't want to know that the bear reads a newspaper while, while... doing his business. ick. i don't like to think about what toilet papoo is used for. but that comercial makes me think of it. ick ick ick.

1:14 AM  
Blogger ickUl said...

Yumans is weird about thems ang-ups about bodiloo functioo! Can't have advoo about pooin without pretendin eet am some othoo things, like bears. Gots to have fake bloo bloods. O course, look looks not has bodiloo functioo to have ang-ups aboo, but I thinks what if we did have them we would be sensiboo! Jojojojojojojo!

9:15 AM  
Blogger ickUl said...

I said poooo!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bears are cute and cuddly in the Charmoo advert! People like cute and cuddly (it why we Brits have Labrador puppies advertising Andrex loo roll), so we want to buy the loo roll based on the cute and cuddly.

I think they also had elephants advertising Charmin at one point...


10:21 AM  
Blogger Melly said...

Bears, You would know this. Isn't it true that if a bear is on its hind legs the last thing humoos need to worry about is whether or not the bear intends to use toilet papoo?

5:52 PM  
Blogger The Bears said...

Hi Melly!

*much waving of paws of Bears*

If a flesh-n-blood bear sees you and stands up on his hind legs, even if he did use toilet paper, it wouldn't be until about 24 hours afterwards.

OK Bye

7:39 AM  

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