Sunday, February 06, 2005

Day Three of the OJ Caaaandy Trial

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo bringing you Day Three of the OJ Caaaandy trial. In yesterdoo's exploosive testimoonoo Expert Witness on Deep Fryers "Liam" shocked the courtroo by singing Wild Thing. And Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane looked to have scored big with the jury with his defioont "If the deep fryer don't fit, you must acquit." Many observers are recommending a change of strategoo away from deep fryers altogethoo, and towards suing for a 'Merican 'Spress card.

Let's move to live action.

Marcia “Calliope” Clark: You aren’t Jim. You aren’t a Bear. And yet you live in Jim's apartmoo. So what exactly do you do here?

Kato "Jenn" Kaelin: I bring prezzies from Canadia to all the good little Bears, and I put the bad Bears up on the top shelf, facing the wall, when Jim goes out.

Marcia “Calliope” Clark: Uh... No further questions.

Judge "Spike" Ito: You may step down. We won't need to call you again.

*much agreement of Bears there was no need to bother Jenn any more with this trial thing*

5 people left us caaaandy:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Bears. It is very nice to meet you. It is very nice to meet other civic minded entities such as I. You know how Jen puts the bad bears facing the wall? Guess what she does to bad cats. We have learned the hard way not to cross Jen. Sometimes you get 'inadvertently' locked in bedrooms, basements, and the occasional closet. Chuck and I would advise against calling Jen to the stand in the future.

In highest of regards,
Atavan the Avenger.

2:02 AM  
Blogger Simon said...

Hmmm. I wonder which other surprise witnesses the Bears will call forth?

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh, look at Jenn on the stand! Funky...


Dainty Bear

3:32 AM  
Blogger ickUl said...

That am shockin an orriboo! Bigme (mUrt) used to put me on a shelf as well, an eet am inrafane! Croo an unusuoo punishmoo! OK, so eet led to the immortoo line in my epic pome, "him stand on shelf an say boo-hoo," but just becoo eet createed great art am no scuse! Like Primoo Levoo, am that a reasoo the Holocoo were a good thing? I says Noch, an Noch I says.

Next time, mayboo eet should be Jenn what am in the dock not on the stand.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

ickUl, I think you just lost.

1:20 PM  

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