Please help our friends the cows and carrots

We don't like chemicoos and pesticides and geneticoo modifoo stuff in our caaaandy. And we don't like to see our friends the cows mistreatoo. That's why the Bears and Jim buy local proodooce from the farmoos market whenevoo possiboo, and like to buy organoo proodoocts. But the governmoo is trying to sneak through legislatoo that would weaken what it means to say something is organoo. Like, they put a bunch of chemicoos in an orange ziploc baggie and call it a organoo carrot*.

And the governmoo isn't enforcoo organic standards when it comes to dairy prodoocts. So they do horriboo things to cows, and then give them lots of antibiootics to cover up the horriboo things they did, and still call it organoo. And the governmoo looks the other way.

If you want to buy an orange ziploc baggie full of chemicoos, that's fine with us. But you shouldn't get an orange ziploc baggie full of chemicoos when you think you're buying a carrot.

Here is a good site to find out aboo that kind of stuff.

OK Solidaritoo
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

* Jim called this statemoo hyperboolee.