Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Please help our friends the cows and carrots

We don't like chemicoos and pesticides and geneticoo modifoo stuff in our caaaandy. And we don't like to see our friends the cows mistreatoo. That's why the Bears and Jim buy local proodooce from the farmoos market whenevoo possiboo, and like to buy organoo proodoocts. But the governmoo is trying to sneak through legislatoo that would weaken what it means to say something is organoo. Like, they put a bunch of chemicoos in an orange ziploc baggie and call it a organoo carrot*.

And the governmoo isn't enforcoo organic standards when it comes to dairy prodoocts. So they do horriboo things to cows, and then give them lots of antibiootics to cover up the horriboo things they did, and still call it organoo. And the governmoo looks the other way.

If you want to buy an orange ziploc baggie full of chemicoos, that's fine with us. But you shouldn't get an orange ziploc baggie full of chemicoos when you think you're buying a carrot.

Here is a good site to find out aboo that kind of stuff.

OK Solidaritoo
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

* Jim called this statemoo hyperboolee.

3 people left us caaaandy:

Blogger Manuel said...

We only eats free range yeaves from off the trees. Am not sure whether they am grown with organeec fertilisoo an stuff, though.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Hi Bears, I agree with you on all this. And the milk situation has gotten to where I don't really like to drink milk in Americoo. All I can think is Puss-Milk.


All this really means is that my coffee order is one word more in Americoo.



4:37 PM  
Blogger Spike said...

I get my pet to buy non-harmful to dolphin tuna. It had better be organic too. Where does one buy organic tuna? I'll let my pet know. Vulcan Spawn kitties support anti-geneticoo modifoo.

6:17 PM  

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