Tuesday, April 26, 2005


Good evening, I'm Calliope. Tonight on Bearography, we look at the Bear with the big feet, the Stompy Story.

Stompy was the first Bear to come live with Jim. Jim and Stompy first met where Jim worked.

Jim: I was working for a consulting firm at the time, and shared my office with a woman named Ann.

Any relation to the Ann some on the WD might have heard you refer to dating?

Jim: *slight shudder* No, no relationship to her. This was years earlier, and this Ann and I worked together, and became quite good friends, but never dated. Anyway, Ann and I were talking one day, and she asked if I had ever gotten a Teddy Bear from a woman. I told her no, and she said that every man should get a Teddy Bear from a woman at least once. I kinda forgot the conversation, but when I walked into the office months later on my birthday, Stompy was sitting on my desk.

What were those early years like?

Jim: Well, Stompy usually spent the week with me at the work, sharing the office with Ann and me. And I'd bring him home on weekends. Sometimes Ann and I brought him out for drinks with us--Stompy was quite good at chatting up the ladies back in those days.

Stompy and Jim were later joined by Blinky. However, it was years before Blinky became animoo, as he himself described in his Autoobioographoo of Bear X.

And then came the dark times...

Stompy: Jim put us in a fucking box in the closet for two years.

*cut to Calliope for horrified reaction shot*

Jim: I feel really bad now. I don't know what I was thinking. We just, grew apart for a while. *Jim rubs his eyes, takes a drink of ice water, the large ice cubes rattling against the sides of the glass* I still remember the look on his face when I took him out of the box. His hair had gotten pushed up, and... he just looked so pissed at me. *pause* Yeah, I don't think I can ever fully forgive myself.

And maybe you shouldn't.

But Stompy being a forgiving Bear, and Blinky not yet being animoo, they quickly moved on from the closet experience. And they were soon joined by Spike, and then Spike's own pet dog, Ollie. Here we can see Stompy with his red bow and big feet (on left), Spike the Rottweiler Puppy Bear with his blue blanket, and in front of Spike, his dog Ollie.

Spike: Stompy is like the Big Brother I've had ever since I met Stompy. Just like I've been a Big Brother to Ollie.

Ollie: *long pause, then Spike's voice* That's right. Spike is my Big Brother.

And the Bear family at Jim's grew, as many more of us joined the collective of anarcho-syndicalist Bears that came together at Jim's.

Blinky: Those were heady days of revolution. Revolution, and caaaandy.

And through it all, if any one Bear has consistently risen to the challenge of leading this group of Bear individualists, it has been Stompy. He is seen hear leading the Bear group in buying caaaandy on-line with Jim's 'Merican 'Spress. From left, on back of chair Spike, Stompy, just to the left of monitor Sargeant Mauja, on top of monitor Papito, and to the right of monitor Blinky.

And so the Stompy story continues. Thank you for joining me tonight on Bearography.

Monday, April 18, 2005

We're joining Cookie Monster in doing our part

We've been reading how Cookie Monster is trying to teach childroon about nutrition, by making cookies a "sometoome food," and fruit an "anytoome food."

We also want to do our part to help everyone get better nutrition. So we've been giving a lot of thought to the messoo we send when we talk aboo caaaandy. And we think maybe we should change our messoo, so we are part of the solutoo, not the probloo.

Therefore, we want to say to everyone, "Send all your caaaandy to us." That way you won't have all that sugoo in your diet, and instead you can eat broccoli. And brown rice. And skinless chicken breast. And we can... uh... dispose of all that sugoo-y caaaandy for your own good.

OK Bye

Saturday, April 02, 2005

WE want to help YOU

Since we have our own lives figoored out really well, and we notice a lot of yumoos don't have their lives figoored out so well, we've decided to help. Plus Jim hid his 'Merican 'Spress Card really good this time, and we're running low on Caaaandy. So if you have any prooblooms, or anythoo you want advoo on, just post it here and we will tell you what to do. If you want a particuloo Bear's advoo, just let us know. Otherwoo, whichoovoo of us is most hungry...

*much nudging of Stompy by other Bears*

Uh... as I was saying, whichoovoo of us we feel has the most to contriboo on that particuloo issoo will respoond.

*more nudging of Stompy by other Bears*

Our fee is one piece of caaaandy per consooltation.

*more nudging of Stompy by other Bears*

We promise not to help the grrr unless she asks, becoo we know that pisses her off.

Well, unless she asks, or the rafs hire us to help her anywoo. We'll help anyone for Caaaandy, whether they want it or not.

OK Bye