Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Jenn Aced Her Thesoo Defoonse

Jenn defended her thesoo yesterdoo, and she passed with no changes needed! That's almost unprecendentoo, becoo professoos are silly people who always have something they want changed. But not with Jenn--her thesoo and defoonse were perfect just the way they are. She is now a Master of Feminism and putting guys in their place and such.

*much clapping of paws and congratulatoroo Bears hugs and bouncing up and down of Bears*

Also, after too many days awoo to count on our paws, Jim gets home soon. On Sunday.

*much additional bouncing up and down of Bears*

On a totally unrelatoo note, purely theoreticoo, out of curioosity only, how do you get caaaandy stains out of a duvet cover?

*much innocent whistling of Bears*

OK Bye

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Bears are very sad

The Bears are not bouncing up and down these days. We miss Jenn's bum, and are rooting for Jenn and Jim.

Note, sending caaaandy is an excellent way to cheer up a sad Bear.

OK Bye

Saturday, July 09, 2005

What We've Learned Aboo Canadia: Part I

Hi, this is Spike. Welcoome. I'll be your host for our first installmoo of "What We've Learned Aboo Canadia," a public service of the Bears to help people better understoo our new home.

First, almost everybody spells Canadia wrong.

Second, Canadia is to the North. While Jenn says she is out West. And yet, Jenn is in Canadia. From this we dedooce that Canadia must have a Warp Core, like in Star Trek Voyagoo, and sometimes a misalignmoo of the Warp Field causes a space-time paradoo, and that allows Canadia to be up North, Jenn to be out West, and yet they both are in the same place. Further evidoo of this Warp Field misalignmoo is that it isn't even the same time where Jenn is--it's in the past.

We think it will be pretty fun to live in a country that has its own Warp Core, even if its Warp Field does get misaligned aloo. We don't think the MooSA has a Warp Core, though down in Coney Island there is a wooden roller coaster.

OK Bye

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Bears in Canadia

It looks pretty definoo. Instead of Jenn coming to live with us in New York City, we're going to live with Jenn in Canadia.

*much clapping of paws of Bears*

We'll get to meet all the kitties--Chuck and Ativan the Avenger and Spike the Spawnkitty. Daphne Rose is very excited about the thought of meeting Spike the Spawnkitty in person. Sargeant Mauja is staying strangely quiet on the subject of seeing Spike again. But they have a trooce ever since Spike got a crush on Daphne Rose.

And we'll get to meet Spike's pet! And Coroo!

And we'll get to meet Callie and the Monster Baby! And Jill and her new baby! (We haven't heard yet whether Jill's baby is a monster, too.)

And we'll get to do yoga with Jenn's bum every day again.

And Jenn has a car, so we'll get to go out much more than we do in Manhattoo. Jenn even promised we could go see flesh-n-blood Bears in their naturoo habitoo.

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

And we can see moose, and the arooroo booroo-ooloos.

*more bouncing up and down of Bears*

And eat socialized caaaandy every day, becoo that's what they do in Canadia!

*frenetic bouncing up and down of Bears*

Jim will be coming, too.

You know, we better go study up on Canadia if it's going to be our new home. To Google, Bears! We'll let you know what we discovoo about Canadia.

OK Bye

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Jim's Awoo

Jim's awoo for...

*much attempting to count on paws of Bears*

...for a while. We want to have a big party at his place for all the Bear allies. Only, last time we had a party when he was awoo, we kinda lost track of when he was coming back, and then in the last minute rush befoo he showed up, didn't quite get everything back where it belonged, and didn't quite hide the evidence we had had a party. So this time, we want to figoo out our game plan befoo the allies start arriving.

- No matter how much we might like to offoo our guests the option to sit in the shower, the love seat shouldn't be in the bathtub when Jim returns.

- Caaaandy pie is tasty, but makes for smudgey Bear and Bear-ally paws. If you're going to eat caaaandy pie, don't try on Jim's clothes befoo washing oop.

- Apparentloo, 'Merican Spress sends Jim some sort of record of what we charge to it every month. Therefore, rememboo to hide Jim's mail before he gets back.

- Watching kitties claw things is funny, unless it's a Bear, or one of Jim's corporoo suits. Well, it's still funny when it's Jim's suit at first, but then he gets home and actually it's funny for a little bit longoo even then, but eventually the 'Merican Spress Card gets hidden and we Bears get scolded and it's not so much fun.

- Rememboo to buy a new sheets after eating crackers on the bed.

- Throwing things out the window is only fun until you run out of places to sit.

Anythoo else we should rememboo?

OK Bye

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy 4th of July

May everyone have a day full of red, white and blue caaaandy!

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

Friday, July 01, 2005

Maple Leaves for All

Happy Canadia Day

to all our

Canadian Allies

and to

Canadians at Heart Everywhere

*much bouncing up and down and festivity of Bears*