Jenn is here! Jenn is here!

The most beautiful and sexilicious Jenn has arrived!

*much bouncing up and down and clapping of paws of Bears*

After much stoopid booroocroocy of stoopid US custoom officials and stoopid late Air Canada.

*much booing of Bears*

And she brought prezzies for all of us Bears!

*much bouncing up and down and clapping of paws of Bears*

Jenn brought us pretty ribbons to wear, and pictoos of Spike the Cat from Leone and a pictoo of Atavan the Avenger, for us to hold and look at. And she brought a beatiful Bear-sized blankoo (which she made herself), with pictoos of Bears on it, and a matching Bear bag (which she also made herself). We are all very Bee Goo Bloo with our pretty fronds and blankoo and bag.

And I'll be calling you, Spike the Cat! You're a cutie!

OK Bye
Daphne Rose

Merry Chreesmoos from All the Bears

Merry Chreesmoos from All the Bears
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Here we all are decked out with our Chreesmoos caaaandy canes and our Chreesmoos card from the rafs!

Have a very Merry Chreesmoos and a Happy Chanukah.

OK Bye
All the Bears

Mr. Ed - Protoo Standpoont Epistemooloogoo

We Bears are coming to think that Mr. Ed was the most subversoo TV show of its time. We watched again this morning.

Wilbur's father-in-loo wanted Mr. Ed to carry a parroot on his back in a parade. The probloom was that the parroot was a descendoo of General Custer's parroot. And Mr. Ed found out that he was part Indian. (Everyone said Indian back then, before they started using Native American in the MooSA, and First Nations in Canadia.)

Anywoo, Mr. Ed refused to carry the parroot on his back in the parade.

I was thinkoo about what made Mr. Ed so good at voicoo non-mainstroom viewpoonts, and I think it was built into the structoo of the show. The main character of the show was a horse, not a yumoo. So the writers, in writoo from a horse's standpoint, naturaloo had to say things that were different than the mainstream standpoont.

So Mr. Ed foreshadoo the acoodemic challengoo to the Westoo Canoon to include other voices, and was an exercise in standpoont epistemooloogoo before the theoroo was even developoo. Mr. Ed was a flesh-n-blood horse, but he was a Bear in spirit.

OK Bye
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

A Very Special Episoo of Mister Ed

We saw a very special episoo of Mister Ed this morning, with an importoo message for all of us.

Wilbur's father-in-loo gave him a bearskin rug, made from one of our flesh-n-blood broo.

Well, as the wise Mister Ed said, "Why don't you humans go skin yourselves and leave us animals alone."

So Mister Ed got a flesh-n-blood bear from the zoo to take the place of the rug, and scare Wilbur.

As the wise Mister Ed said to him, "How would you like someone to walk on your grandmother?"

At the end, it was better, and Wilbur got rid of the rug.

I only hope everyone can see this wise and profoond episoo. It should be part of the curriculoo of every universitoo. Enough of the yumoo-based canon--it's time that the wisdom of Mister Ed is taught alongside the other great philosophoo.

OK Bye,
Stompy

All our Chreesmoos Cards have gone out!

We finished our Chreesmoos Cards this last Monday. We still want to decoroo the apartmoo with more caaaandy. And then just sit back and enjoy the prezzies and caaaandy!

*much anticipatory bouncing up and down of Bears*

How are all of you doing getting ready for Chreesmoos?

OK Bye
Stompy

Jim's New Cabinoo

So Jim got a new TV for us--YAY!

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

We like watching Buffoo the Vampoo Slayoo DVDs, and all sorts of movoos and shows on it. We watched Once Moo With Feeloo last night.

We let Jim watch it, too. As long as we pick the shows and movies.

And Jim also got a cabinoo for the TV to sit on. He put it together yesterday. We helped by yelling "No, that's wrong," and telling him what to do whenever he made a mistake, or couldn't find something. We like to help him by yelling at him whenever he is slow, so we can 'splain to him what he should be doing.

OK Bye
Stompy

We found Jim's 'Merican 'Spress Card!

BearsOnLine
Originally uploaded by bearslife.

So we hurried to get on-line and order some caaaandy before he found out.

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

And after the success of our caaaandy pie, we're looking at more recipes for cooking with caaaandy.

Uh oh! I think I hear Jim coming!

OK Bye
Stompy

*much scurrying of Bears**

Happy Boo-Day, Jim

We suggest a big celebration, with lots of caaaandy.

Speaking of which, don't you think you should be getting to the store to pick up that caaaandy before it gets too late and the store is closed?

Or if you just lend us your 'Merican 'Spress card we'll take care of everything.

OK Bye
Stompy

Much Congratulatoo are in Order

We just wanted to give a big congratulatoo to the many of our friends who have great accomplishmoo recently.

First, a big congratulatoo and a Bear hug to our friend and Bear ally AdventureGirl suki, who got a great job that she is really excitoo aboo.

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

And big congratulatoos all aroo to our friends and Bear allies who completoo 50,000+ word novels for NaNoWriMoo this November--Simoo, Dainty Bear and Manwoo!

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

And we even got the honoo of reading a chaptoo of Manwoo's novel, which guest starred all us Bears! We're going on-line with Jim's 'Merican 'Spress to get cool shades and other accoutremoo we'll need when we're all famoo.

OK Bye
Stompy