Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Incident

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo reporting.

Recently, Rupert the kitty learned how to join Chuck on the bathroom counter by hopping first onto the closed toilet bowl lid, and then onto the back of the toilet, and finally up onto the counter surrounding the sink.

Earlier today, Chuck was on the bathroom counter, drinking water from the bathroom sink as he likes to do. Jim had just entered...

*tittering of Bears*

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Bears.

As I was saying, Jim had just entered the bathroom, to, uh, well, do that thing.

*outright giggling of Bears*

Bears! Bears! I'll clear the newsroom if I have to.

Anyway, Jim raised the toilet bowl seat and lid.

*much rolling on the floor, laughing of Bears*

Stompy (shouting over racket): Rupert did a clean, if unintentional, dive into the toilet. Luckily, he was the first thing to hit the water, if you catch my meaning.

*much guffawing and stomping of feet of Bears*

Stompy (screaming to be heard): This is Wolf "Stompy"...

Oh never mind.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Vote for Chuck, Rupert and Mouse!

The Nonny Mouse posted an lolcat of Chuck and Rupert!

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

You can see it here!

And while you're there, please vote it 5 stars so the kitties and
The Nonny Mouse can be famous, and get lots of perqs, like free tuna and free caaaandy (for their friends) and free Hugh Jackmans.


OK Bye
Stompy and All the Bears

Friday, August 03, 2007

Costa Rican Oxcart in Canadia

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo reporting. Today was an historic day. The Costa Rican Oxcart is up and running in Canadia!

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

Here's documentary footage of this historoo event!

First, Papito assembled the parts.

Then Papito assembled his crack team:

Occasionally he had to stand firm when helpers tried to sleep on the job:

But progress was made:

Safety was checked:

And the Costa Rican Oxcart made its historic first ride in Canadia:

*much ecstatic bouncing up and down of Bears*


Uh, guys, is there an extra part there in the back?

Papito: No, Signor Stompy.

Blinky: Papito says, "No."

Right there. In the back. You can see it in that last photo.

Papito: Pienso que no, Signor Stompy.

Blinky: Papito says, "I'm fine. How are you?"

I'm fine, thank you for asking. But what about...

*much shushing of Bears*

Oh, yes, very well then. Great job, Papito! Thanks for all your help, Chuck and Rupert.

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo signing off.