We Got Mail

Spike the Cat wrote us from Canadia!

He has had lots of exciting adventoos, like going OUTSIDE! and eating a fly. He also had an epiphanoo (though his pet tried to tell him he didn't know what an epiphanoo was--silly pet).

But we don't understand the mail. Manuel Mootoya didn't get out mail when we addressed it directoo to him. We had to resend it addressed to The Grrr's real name. But Spike the Cat addressed his letter to "The Bears" and we got it.

It was funny when Jim came in with the mail. He looked at the emelope and yelled, "Spike the Cat!" And Sargeant Mauja covered his head with his paws. Jim had to 'splain it was a letter, not the cat himsoo.

In sum, we love our letter.

OK Bye
Spike the Bear

The Bears pursue the great 'Merican activity

This is Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo reporting.

It's pandemonioo in the living room. The Bears are in an uproo. Jim and Jenn still haven't given us our 1 million pieces of caaaandy. So the Bears have decided to do the great 'Merican thing--the Bears have decided to soo.

The case will be tried before Judge "Spike" Ito. Marcia "Calliope" Clark will be representing the Bears and justice, and Johnny "Blinky" Cochrane will be attorney for the guilty.

The Bears have just sent Sargeant Mauja to serve the summons. Let's cut to live...

Wait a second! Jim is making a run for it! He's circling the sofa in his Ford Bronco. Sargeant Mauja is pursuing in the Bears' Costa Rican Oxcart. We have a slow speed chase in the living room.

And now a Costa Rican poison dart frog has come onto the scene. I think he is trying to force Jim over to the side.

Papito: Hola Signor Jim.

Jim: Hola Papito. Que pasa?

Papito: Sabes donde esta el control remoto?

Jim: Pienso que es en la mesa.

Papito: Gracias.

Uh... I'm not sure what just happened.

Wait, Sargeant Mauja is catching up to Jim. Yes, he's taking him into custody.

We promise to bring you every minute, well, except the boring ones, or the ones we couldn't be bothered to write up, of this important trial.

OK Signing Off
Wolf "Stompy" Blitzoo

We're plugged in!!!

*much bouncing up and down and excited running in circles of Bears*

We wanted to add AdventureGirl suki to the list of "Bear Allies" links on our blog, but we didn't have the url for her on this computoo. So we googled "AdventureGirl blogspot" and the second entry was from "It's a Bear's Life!" When we were congratulatoo her on her new job! Our own blog came up on google! You can try it yoursoo!

*much clapping of paws and congratulations of each other of Bears*

It's better than fiftoo minootes of fame. We're google-worthy!

OK Bye
Stompy

Jim and Jenn are home safe

Thanks to our crack Bear-raf commando team's late afternoon raid (we didn't get up as early as planned), Jim and Jenn have been rescued from the bad hotel and potentially being bodies one and two on an episode of Law and Order, and they are now safely at home.

Though conspicuously lacking in caaaandy and yeaves for their rescuers.

We might have to send them back out.

OK Bye
Stompy

We hope it's a sitcom

Jim and Jenn are visitoo Jim's parents. To give themsoo a little privacy and to not make extra housewooo for Jim's Dad (and becoo Jim's parents' bathroo makes Jenn cry), they are staying at a hotel.

Jim sent us an email this mornoo, and said:

I won't give the name of the chain coughit-rhymes-with-West-Besterncough, but it's hard to tell whether we're guest starring in a sitcom--"Oh, what will the wacky ex-con drug addict manning the breakfast buffet do next?"--or we're about to make an appearance as bodies one and two on Law and Order--"Check for priors on the drug addict setting up the breakfast buffet."

*much widening of eyes of Bears*

Jim and Jenn might be in trouble. Move out Bears!

OK Bye
Stompy

PS We'll keep you posted.

Jim and Jenn Ate Gold

Jim and Jenn went to Nobu last night. It's a fancoo-poonts Japanese restauroo. Jenn likes sushi like we like caaaandy. She and Jim eat raw fish just like flesh-n-blood Bears.

They got the Omakase, which means Chef's Choice, and it was tons of courses of sushoo and sashoomoo and kooboo boof and foie groos and cavioo and 'spensive things like that, so Jim took his 'Merican 'Spress card instead of leaving it with us.

And it came with two desserts. The first one was this cranberroo-grenadoone sorbet, with gold leaf right in it, so you actually eat a little bit of gold.

When we heard about that, we told Jim we wanted caaaandy with gold. We thought he would be stumped, but he said there's this place in Manhattoo called Richarts, where they sell all kinds of chocolates, and he's seen a gold chocolate there in the past. There was much bouncing up and down of Bears when we heard that. If you have a 'Merican 'Spress card it seems you can get anything in Manhattoo.

So now we have a purpose in life. We need caaaandy with gold.

So what's the most decadoo thing you've ever put in your mouth?

*much huddling and conversation of Bears*

Apparently there's a few ways to take that question about decadoo things you might have put in your mouths. Maybe a better way to say it is, "Have you ever put something in your mouth and later said, 'Wow, I can't believe I just put that in my mouth'?"

*much more huddling and conversation of Bears*

It seems that that new way of asking about what you've put in your mouths could still be taken a few ways. Maybe the problem is with the idea of putting something in your mouth. How about, "What's the most decadoo thing you've ever run your tongue over?"

*sudden and intense huddling and conversation of Bears*

The general feeling was that that just made the problem worse. I think we're going to have to trust that you understand that Spike is still a young one, not yet a Bear of the world, when you tell us about the most decadoo things you've put in your mouth.

OK Bye
Stompy

Jenn's Bum

No, not Jim. Jenn's other bum.

We watched it all day. Jenn had her new looptoop on the floor in front of her, and was working on it, and her jeans pulled away and you could see her bum.

There was much giggling of Bears.

And now that Jenn has a looptoop of her own to use, and Jim already has one, we get the desktoop all to ourselves.

*much clapping of paws and bouncing up and down of Bears*

OK Bye
Spike

BeeGooBloo Bears after Chreesmoos 2004

BeeGooBloo Bears after Chreesmoos 2004
Originally uploaded by bearslife.

Here we are, very BigGooBloo with our blankoo and bag and ribbons from Jenn, our pictoos of Spike the Cat and Ativan the Avenger, our card from Manwoo and the rafs, and our caaaandy canes from Jim.

OK Happy New Year
Stompy