Hallooween Caaaandy!

Jim bought Hallooween Caaaandy! And this evening lots of cute little chirrens will come by in their scaroo costoomes. Seeing them is almost as much fun as the caaaandy!

*much bouncing up and down of Bears*

In the apartmoo buildoo where we live, not everyone gives out caaaandy. The chirrens in their scaroo costoomes can only come by from 6:30 to 8:30, and you have to list your apartmoo numboo in the loobby if you want them to come to your place. We always list our apartmoo, becoo what's better than a holiday to celebrate caaaandy and wearing things!

*much nodding in agreemoo of Bears*

Happy Hallooween from All the Bears

We don't like the Charmoo commerciool

Why does Charmoo use Bears to advertoose toilet paper? Bears don't need toilet papoo. And flesh-n-blood Bears do it in the woods, and certainloo don't use Charmoo.

So why doesn't Charmoo show humoos using toilet papoo if they want to advertoose it? They're the only people who need it.

OK Bye
Stompy

Bosco Chocolate Syrup

We've discovered liquid heaven!

*much bloated rolling back and forth of Bears*

OK *burp*
Stompy

Jim hired us as consultoo

In exchange for caaaandy, we're helping market his on-line literaroo journoo.

The site is Noneuclidean Cafe. The first issue will go online November 1, and will have articles on personoo groowth, and pooetry and short fiction, includoo a short story by bettie from the WD!

You can sign up to receive free notification when new issues are on-line by sending a blank email to subscribe@noneuclideancafe.com.

*much clamoring of Bears around Jim for agreed paymoo of caaaandy*

OK Bye
Stompy

Bears, look looks, kitties, and teachers unite!

Many are the allies who have stood with us against the horriboo pracice of Bears Baitin'. Well, we want to call attention to another injustoo, and stand with our Canadian allies and the Teachers of British Columbia.

You can read aboo it here: CBC on British Columbia Teachers' Strike

The teachers went on strike becoo the government of British Columbia didn't honor their contract, and now the government has labelled the strike illegal, disallowed the use of the Teachers' Union's own strike pay to support the teachers, and threatened the teachers with contempt charges.

These are the teachers of their children. How can they call them criminals in one breath, and then tell them to go back to work teaching their children in the next? It is a most stoopid example of humoo illogic.

The government needs to sit down with the teachers, stop threatening and name calling, and work out an agreemoo. Like civilized Bears and kitties and look looks would do.

In support of the Teacher's Strike, the Bears are setting up an Invisiboo Picket Line in front of the government buildings of British Columbia. And every time a government leader crosses the line, we will invivisibloo kick him or her in the shins. We ask all Bears, look looks, kitties and allies to join us in our invisiboo shin-kicking (or biting for the kitties) of stoopid government leaders.

OK Solidaritoo
Noel "Snowflake" Chompsky

Journoo to Manhattoo

Hello Everyone!

*much waving of Spike*

I'm in the Vancoovoo Airpoort with Jim. He's having a latte at Starboo while I make a blog blog entroo.

I wanted to thank all the wonderfoo people, kitties and Bears of Canadia for their hospitoolitoo. I'm really going to miss Jenn, Leone, Spike the Cat, Chuck the Cat, Joe and Lester! And Coroo! And I'm going to miss Cohen and his Mom--she gave me caaaandy! I can't wait to go back and see everyone again.

And to all the Bears in Manhattoo--it will be good to see you guys.

OK Bye
Spike

If you live in Texas...

...you'll want to check out this very important message from our broo the rafs, and vote "No" on the Amendmoo to the Texas Constitutoo to limit marriage to one man and one woman.

OK Solidaritoo
All the Bears